Entry #10 – Unfaithful
I have to come clean on this because it’s been eating me deep inside. I used to have an affair with Facebook. It was fun at first – the pics, the applications, the groups, and of course friends from my...
View ArticleEntry #28 – The Best Man
Today was not just any ordinary day. Today I was decked up in a dashing dickie-bow tie, tux and bad-ass chelsea boots – The ideal gentleman if I do say so myself. But it wasn’t quite the picnic I...
View ArticleEntry #29 – Poker face
I went gaga over her but who wouldn’t! She’s like a Christiana Aguilera but only sexier. But what’s with that song…so catchy…kinky yet satisfying. Poker face? What would a poker face look like? I’ve...
View ArticleEntry #40 – Recess is over but the Recession continues
1.37pm – As I sit here in this corporate prison, choked by my own Finelli necktie and nauseated by this cologne that I use predominantly for this ‘Five to Nine’ (No typo – I wake up 5am and get back …...
View ArticleEntry #47 – Remember September
Well how can I forget September 2008 when my bank was having its financial year end (which in the Nigerian Banking industry means every bank starts to scramble around for large money deposits in order...
View ArticleEntry #52 – The bullet in my bathroom
Just when I thought life was becoming a little bit boring and predictable I experienced a sudden rush of adrenaline 2 nights ago around 8pm when I heard a loud bang in my bathroom. There wasn’t any...
View ArticleEntry #54 – Don’t panic…it’s only a card!
…my examination card, that is. After leaving the examination centre yesterday I could have sworn it left with me and got into my car as I drove home. I was gravely dissappointed when I started looking...
View ArticleLagos Life – A guide to choosing stuff
Grab your trolley and lets go shopping around for…stuff in Lagos, Nigeria. I’ll show you the top choices of the average Lagosian but note that the list is not exhaustive. Mobile phone network/line: MTN...
View ArticleMy Interview With Santa Claus
Me: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to do this interview. Santa: Ho ho ho! The pleasure is all mine, my boy. Me: There’s so much I’ve been dying to ask you…like why don’t you...
View ArticleFirst Blood: The dance-off
You and your geeky friends are at a nightclub chatting away about Sylvester Stallone movies and then suddenly you can see ‘her’ looking at you from across the room. In fact, she’s been watching you all...
View ArticleFreshly Pressed: Why WordPress won’t pop my blog’s cherry
If you’re like me, a former couch potato who once innocently surfed the internet one boring evening for free platforms where I could start my own blog, you would agree that WordPress is the Nokia of...
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